Your cocktail might say a lot about you. Or at least it used to when we think back to the age of neon-drenched innuendo. Now it probably just says you are a very sophisticated person (if you believe Campari’s marketing, anyway) or that you like to Instagram your ice. But that was not always the case. If we flashback to the ’80s, what drink you chose might say a lot about who you were, where you were going and what romance might hold in store for you. We consulted the Wine Enthusiast Mixology Messages and Prognostication Department to determine a little about what your ’80s cocktail choice might say about you.
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